AMOS YEE: MY ESCAPE FROM THE POLICE & HOW I'M SURVIVING ON THE RUN

I did not show up for the rescheduled police investigation yesterday at on December 22nd at 9am, I am a naughty naughty boy, HAHAHAHAHAHA! These policemen can’t do fucking shit!

The fuckers at the singapore police force are so fucking irresponsible, they don’t even publicly issue a warrant of arrest telling people that they’re trying to find Amos Yee. They are incompetent, idiotic pieces of shit that have been outsmarted by a 17-year-old boy, and they don’t even have the balls to tell the singapore population that they fucking suck.

And of course concerning the wretched government dogs at sph (StraitsTimes, TheNewPaper,LianHeZaoBao, Today, ChannelNewsAsia etcetera etcetera etcetera), somebody behind the scenes is obviously pulling the strings, and stopping their boot-licking journalists to report this embarrassment; it’s understandable, “we need to preserve the lie and not reveal that our country’s policemen fucking suck!

And don’t try to make the stupidly false claim that comes from haters being jealous that I’m back in the limelight again, and say that the truth is neither the police nor the media can be bothered by me and are concerned with more important stuff like the ‘economy or something’. The police intended to investigate me because of one passing anti-islam remark I made in the calvin cheng blog post, and the media reported the incident even before the police announced the person being investigated, yet in the week before I revealed I always wanted to escape national service, totally trolled the entire country by acting that I was traumatized as I went out of court, and brutally condemned islam directly on both my Facebook and my blog for about… 5 times? Those policemen and reporters are observing my news; reading my facebook posts, they are fucking glued to their seats trembling in their feet from how brutally I am fucking religion and the government in the ass, and getting away with it.

This is how the government-run media manipulates the singapore population to think in a certain way, they’re not like the hong kong press notorious for delibeserately fabricate stori
(though they occasionally do that too with less popular figures because they can get away with it; like luke koh and gopalan nair),they mostly report things that are true, however, leave out key events of the story to form a particular one-sided, pro-government impression of a story to the general public. The clearest example of that is my own incident, where during my time in Changi Prison and IMH on June, noticed how they reported how posts were still appearing on my facebook, and my traumatized face as I went out of court (method acting at it’s finest). but did not at all report the incidents where I said I wanted to commit suicide, starved in IMH for an entire 5 days (which I also faked too; I fooled every single one of those doctors HAHAHAHA!!; that was the most tricky one) while simultaneously banning alternate media sites from reporting it, giving the arbitrary reason that it’s ‘illegal’ and they are not allowed to because ‘you are not supposed to report anything that will affect the court’s decision (which reporting I was recalcitrant while posting facebook posts while in prison wouldn’t have done at all), to portray to the singaporean population that I’m purely a mischief-making cunt who got his punishment and learnt his ‘lesson’ (HAH!) after criticising founding dictator lee kuan yew, to strike fear into the singaporean population and prevent them from ever doing that, and not at all saying that the government was harsh in punishing a boy who posted an internet video (Unfortunately for them, I don’t think they had the pay-off they wanted, they suffered a much heavier international loss, and considering how much singapore’s economy is contingent on foreign investments; lee hsien loong’s going to have to start peeing in a bottle).

The technique of withholding information as opposed to fabrication, is much more subtle, you don’t have a good reason to sue them for defamation (though it’s futile because of course, they would have won the court case because they are government dogs) and it’s harder for unintelligent singaporeans to articulate the problem, and convince others how disgusting the piece of shit government-run media is.

And you guys might have also noticed, that other than probably the only credible alternate media site in singapore, AllSingaporeStuff (I’m so fucking glad they’re the fastest growing community in singapore) other alternate media sites like TheOnlineCitizen and TheStatesTimesReview aren’t reporting much of my news. And the reason being that they’re probably as manipulative as the cunts at SPH! They are less show the singaporean population all sides of a story, and more just keep on portraying to people that the pap government sucks, without tarnishing our reputation; it’s purely dishonest, one-sided politics for them. I’m not just a popular public figure that’s anti-pap, I’m also anti-current opposition parties too and have controversial views. So if they report my news, it might bring attention to my criticisms of them, and give people the impression that they advocate hate speech towards religion (which every logical person should do). They want to suck up to as large an audience as possible and can’t have that controversy and hate be put upon them, and thus are willing to manipulate and compromise their journalistic integrity to do so. Thank god they’re not as popular as ASS (for once if you play your cards right, not-biased, non-manipulative people win, YAY!).

This is the spectacular end-of-the-year news people (What a way to end SG50 with a BANG!), and yet it isn’t reported at all in most of the local news outlets.Though fortunately from the number of comments, likes and response I’m getting from my Facebook posts, it seems that I, my fans and my dumb fuck haters (thank you motherfuckers, HAHAHAHAHA!) are able to effectively proliferate the news of my run, though it does help significantly if those alternate media sites did it too; fucking assholes.

Oh yeah, and if you’re wondering, don’t worry, I’m absolutely fine; in fact, I’m pretty fucking great. The new hiding place (After relocating from the tent in East Coast after my epic escape from the police: https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1001427266570544&id=28... ) is comfy, work is efficient and output is great (as you can see from how long this blog post is), there are much less options for food though still having a very healthy 5-meal-a-day vegan diet, and I can pretty much do every activity I did back at my home in Bishan without a bitch mother coming into my room and interrupting me all the time, so in a way, being on the run and moving out of my home to live by myself, is actually much better.

And concerning how I’ll be able to afford this lifestyle, that extra money from the crowdfunding for my courtcase certainly helped (I’m sure my donators wouldn’t mind). If I don’t splurge on stuff (I spent about 5 thousand of that money on video games before my run XD) which at this stage I probably wouldn’t want to do because obviously this money (there’s about 8 thousand left) wouldn’t sustain me for the long-term and I do not want to use my parent’s money as collateral (which with little talking can be by the way), and very recently I’ve chosen not to sell-out and put ads on my youtube videos anymore and thus I have absolutely no source of income. My total living expenses in a month is about 1-2 thousand, so technically in about 4 months, I’m going to run out of money.

How will I then continue to get the money to survive and continue escaping the police? Hahaha, well I have some ideas that I think might be effective, so you’ll see (and don’t worry it’s legal XD). But if you dear fans are actually genuinely afraid that I might run out of money, you can send me money (paypal: amosyee@gmail.com, patreon(monthly payments): http://www.patreon.com/amosyee , bank account: POSB SAVINGS: 124-91889-8 (Swift Code: DBSSSGSG). And please don’t be a fucking asshole and say I’m desperately manipulating others to donate to me. Believe me fuckers, I’m not asking for donations, I’m just acknowledging that if people donate, it’d make my life much easier. Money is really 2nd nature to people like me. I do my projects (Youtube videos, blog posts, facebook posts) and start worrying about money once it runs out; and so far I’ve played my cards well enough that it never has, so I must be doing something right.

Therefore, the run continues. Idiots are so fucking conditioned by the government and tell me there’s no way I can escape and should ‘turn myself in’; HAHAHAHA fucking brainwashed retarded cunts. So now you witnessed yourself, it’s been 18 days, more police reports have been filed, several seditious crimes have been committed by me, and the police have not caught jack shit. Unlike what you were brainwashed into thinking, I repeat, the police are fucking incompetent, and really fucking suck.

I would end off saying something provocatively dramatic similar to before like, ‘Catch me if you can MOTHERFUCKERS!!’ or ‘FEAR ME LEE HSIEN LOONG; BWAHAHAHA!!. But nah… By now it’s pretty obvious that the police can’t find me, and very clear that the government is terrified by me, and lee hsien loong is shitting his 63-year-old pants. You might have won the elections fucker, but you can’t fucking beat Amos Yee; failing now that you’re playing a game that isn’t with your rules huh?

And that my dear munchkins, is how you effectively fuck with the pap government. Have fun! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

P.S. Happy New Year!

Amos Yee