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NEVER BUY ELECTRONIC PRODUCTS FROM GROUPON, THE QUALITY IS TERRIBLE!
Dear Editors,I bought (ICool 50,000 mAh quad-port power bank) on mid December last year. To my surprise, I could only use this charger for 2 weeks! This charger functioned such that when I charge it, 0...
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SHOULD I DEMAND FOR MY 12K RING BACK FROM SELFISH EX GF?
Dear ASS,There are so many people who talk about how lousy Singaporean men are. I want to clarify and say that Singaporean women are crap too. I was supposed to marry my girlfriend this August. We had...
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NUS PROFESSOR SLAMS CPF RETIREMENT SYSTEM, INADEQUATE PAYOUT FOR LOW INCOME
Associate Professor Chia Ngee Choon, an economist from the National University of Singapore, lashed out at the amount of CPF payout for low income elderly and lambasted the present CPF retirement...
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NTU BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH GIRL FROM YALE BECAUSE HE WAS "NOT GOOD ENOUGH"
My cousin from Yale NUS has been dating her bf from NTU since uni. When the bf graduated, he started working as a RM at a bank, but had some self esteem issues while dating my cousin. They were...
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MY FATHER KICKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE AFTER I FAIL MY O LEVEL EXAMS
<Image for illustration purposes only, contributor did not have time to take photo of his O level results>Dear ASS Editors,It is 4:16AM and I am writing to you from McDonalds. I kena kicked out...
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NAILS ATTACHED TO NUMBER PLATES OF M'SIAN BIKES, LOOK OUT OR RISK TYRE PUNCTURE
Dear Editors,Be aware of foreign bikes installing nails on their number plate. I came across this at the bike lane in Woodlands checkpoint as I am queuing for my turn. The bike as pictures shown...
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JERMAINE PENNANT SIGNS FOR TAMPINES ROVERS, PAID $62,400 MONTHLY SALARY
Former EPL player Jermaine Pennant has agreed terms with S League contenders Tampines Rovers making him the highest paid player in Singapore history. Speaking to members of the press, Pennant revealed...
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BEWARE OF IRAS TAX SCAM EMAIL, DO NOT FALL PREY TO HACKERS
There have been reported cases of individuals receiving emails, letters, Short Message Services (SMS), or phone calls purportedly from IRAS, requesting you to do one or more of the following:Open an...
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5 USEFUL TIPS ON HOW TO GET ALONG WITH YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
1. Don’t give her reasons to hate you.Stepping out of line or exhibiting disdain are both things you want to avoid doing. Even in the face of blatant nastiness, be the bigger person and play nice...
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OLD TAXI UNCLE: THANKS TO THE KIND YOUNG MAN WHO HELP ME CHANGE BURST TYRE
<Facebook compliment by Loh Seow>I am night relief SHA1424D had a flat tyre in Seletar airport @ about1.45 am this morning. While I was struggling to change the tyre, SH9472U a handsome young man...
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NSMEN GO NUTS AFTER BMTC SHOW NSF DO SIT-UPS AT PARADE SQUARE WITH YOGA MATS
Dear ASS Editors,I spotted this on BMTC facebook page yesterday. Look at these pussy soldiers nowadays, they do sit up at parade square oso need to put yoga mat. If no yoga mat will burn their backs...
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HELP! CHIOBU GOT BULLIED AND DENIED ACCESS TO MOTORSHOW 2016
Hello guys (and girls)!(edit: can't post pics yet - here's a selfie to verify.. think need to copy paste to view) i.imgur.com/idMnivj.jpgI think you all probably know by now that today is Motorshow...
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WESTMALL CLEANER CAUGHT USING BRUSH FOR TOILET BOWL & SINK
hi assi come across this cleaner today at westmall. at first i mind my own business and do things, but suddenly i notice this disgusting act.this cleaner who is cleaning the toilet bowls came out from...
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VIVIAN BALAKRISHNAN: NO REPORTS OF S'POREAN CASUALTIES IN JAKARTA BOMB ATTACK
<Facebook Update by Foreign Minister Vivian Balakrishnan> Monitoring the situation in Jakarta with great concern. Our embassy is contact tracing all Singaporeans on our register. We do not have...
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LOANSHARK SPLASH PAINT ON CHILDCARE AT PINNACLE@DUXTON
At about 6 in the morning, it was discovered that loansharks had left a debt collection message on the childcare center located on the 3rd floor of Pinnacle@Duxton. Paint was splashed on the back door,...
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ANG MO FINED, NOT JAILED, FOR PUNCHING LOCAL TEENAGER AFTER ACCIDENT
An enraged Briton Alan Benjamin Maybury, 34, went ballistic on a 19 year-old local teenager, Lum Kwok Weng, 19, after the latter's car crashed into a taxi that he and his wife were travelling in at...
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GOVERNMENT GIVING UP S'POREAN JOBS TO INDONESIAN GRADS?
Indonesian grads to compete for employment with local grads. Are local grads competent to employ?The future for local grads getting employed in Singapore will become even more bleak when the government...
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CPF FORCING STUDENT TO PAY FOR MEDISHIELD PREMIUMS WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE...
Hi ASS Editors, I'm a 20+ years old full-time student in a local public university. Recently I received this letter from CPF saying that I have to pay my own MediShield insurance premiums. First off,...
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MANY SACRIFICES MADE BY TEACHERS IN SINGAPORE
This email is with regard to the news that MOE wishes to start charging teachers for parking. While the public remains divided about this issue, and many are quick to point out that teachers had a pay...
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S'PORE ZOO IGNORES VIEWER'S COMPLAINTS OF EXCESSIVE USED AGAINST SHOW DOG
Dear ASS Editors,About one month ago, I wrote in to A.S.S regards to an incident that happened at the Singapore Zoo, during the Animal Friends...
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