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TITLE CONTENDER, TAMPINES ROVERS HELD BY 10 MEN CHEETAHS, HOUGANG UNITED
HOUGANG UNITED 1 (Iqbal Hussain 70) TAMPINES ROVERS 1(Billy Mehmet 40 pen)Tall and lanky, he bears a passing resemblance to Juventus dynamo Paul Pogba.Sure, he is nowhere near the 23-year-old French...
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POLICE CATCH UNCLE FOR DRINKING AFTER CURFEW HOURS
52 year-old Tan Gak Hin was drinking with his friends in the early hours of 23 February when a member of public called the police at 2.25AM to complain about "someone shouting around the vicinity for...
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WP PRITAM SINGH: S'PORE'S ARREST OF ISIS RADICALS, PUTS US AT RISK OF REVENGE...
<Facebook post by WP MP Pritam Singh>Just returned from house visits in Eunos (with an interesting exchange with a new citizen), but this story has been on the back of my mind the whole evening....
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ATTENTION LADIES! FLASHER ALERT IN BUKIT GOMBAK
**FLASHER ALERT! ATTENTION TO ALL LADIES STAYING AT BUKIT GOMBAK AREA! Couldnt get a clearer or front view of this guy. He look like a norm sporty kind of guy, tanned, fit, big build. He flashed in...
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DISHONOURABLE SON'S SISTER PRATA FLIP: CHEE SOON JUAN IS UNFIT FOR PARLIAMENT
<Facebook post by Lee Wei Ling>It has been said that I have signed a petition asking to stop attacking Chee Soon Juan's character. This is false, I have a very poor opinion of Dr Chee, and do not...
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PAP SUPPORTER: PAP IS DAFT TO SLAM DR CHEE, ONLY MAKE HIM LOOK MORE CREDIBLE
<Facebook post by Adrianna T>I don't understand why the PAP keeps digging this hole. It should have been quite easy to let Chee show himself as the "dishonorable" person that he is. Yet telling...
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US NAVY SEAL CHARGED FOR PUNCHING TAXI UNCLE: S'PORE COURTS ARE BIASED!
31 year-old former US Navy Seal Ian Damery Fitzgerald was convicted of punching a taxi driver and hurling the cabby's walkie-talkie into Marina Bay in Singapore last year. He was sentenced to four...
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SDP: WE WILL ENSURE BUKIT BATOK IS FREE FROM RATS, NO MORE BUKIT TIKUS
In SDP's last rally for Bukit Batok rally, SDP member Yeo Yeu Yong, CEO of Primech international Pte Ltd, laid the smack down on the PAP and vowed that SDP are fully ready to take over the town...
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DR CHEE: I PROMISE ESTATE UPGRADING CONTINUES, FIGHT TO PROTECT OUR WORKERS
"To recap my pledge to you: One, I will give running the Town Council and keeping our housing estate in tip-top state my top priority. Two, I will ensure that the upgrading and installation of new...
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DR CHEE: 154 MEDIA WILL SMEAR ME ON COOLING DAY, DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR TRICKS
"There's also something important that I want to say to you at this later stage. As we wrap up this campaign and the cooling off day looms, I fear that the PAP will be up to its usual tricks. It's been...
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I CAN'T EVEN FEED MY BABY AT HALAL FOODCOURT ENCIK TAN
[FACEBOOK POST BY CELEST KUROMI] ENCIK TAN - MY WORST DINNING EXPERIENCE EVER!Sorry for my looonnnngggg post.Hope to share this in case any of u herewho r parents, did the same thing and kanna the same...
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CARING SQ STEWARDESS GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO CARE FOR 92 Y.O DIABETIC PASSENGER
*Updated: The kind lady is none other than Kren Choong Shi Qi ! ** Through a 12 hour flight from Singapore to Frankfurt, I made a friend.Draga is a 92 year old lady who grew up in Slovenia and moved to...
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WOMAN CLARIFIES WHY SHE PUT BEST BEFORE CANDY MELT FOR BLESSING/EXCHANGE
Dear ASS,Pls report news - even if it's gossip news in totality and not be the tabloid nonsense that everyone is thinking u out to be.I refer to this article...
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HSA PUBLIC ADVISORY AGAINST ‘HAI LENG HAI BEH HERBAL ITCH REMOVING CAPSULE'
The Health Sciences Authority (HSA) is alerting members of the public not to purchase or consume a health product labelled ‘Hai Leng Hai Beh Herbal Itch Removing Capsule’ (‘海龙海马止痒丸’), which caused...
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BEWARE OF LUSH AESTHETICS' HARD SELL TACTICS
Dear A.S.S,I hardly rant but today I'm here to share my worst experience ever with a beauty salon, LUSH AESTHETICS!!! BEWARE!!!Went to try their Facebook promo of fat freeze at $104.86. Upon arrival...
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WARRIOR FC HOLDS DEFENDING CHAMPIONS, BRUNEI DPMM IN 1-1 DRAW
WARRIORS FC 1 (Marijan Suto 89) BRUNEI DPMM FC 1 (Paulo Sergio 60)In a season when local football observers have been clamouring for the tested and proven, hailing the exploits of former Arsenal and...
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SEX VIDEO OF MARRIED S'PORE WOMAN GOES VIRAL, INTERNET BULLIES EXPOSE HER...
It started out as one of many sleazy internet threads found in the darker parts of the internet. A forum thread posted by an anonymous user on a popular sex forum showed a young Singaporean woman, her...
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STRANGE FOR LINA CHIAM'S STATEMENT TO BE RELEASED ON COOLING DAY?
Dear ASS Editors,It is very strange for Mrs Lina Chiam to issue this statement at this stage of the by-election. This is the second time that she has done so. The timing of the above article is also...
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CHAO GENG AMOS YEE JUST SABO ALL LEGIT PATIENTS OF MENTAL ILLNESS WITH SHIT...
<Facebook post by Drake Law>If you don't realise how damaging Amos Yee's video on escaping national service is to the mental health community, let me explain it to you:1. By faking a mental...
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RUDE SALES STAFF THINKS STAY-AT-HOME MUM CANNOT AFFORD HER PRODUCTS
Hello there, i would like to share my unfortunate experience with Shiseido (Isetan Westgate) today. I wanted to get a cream as i have a dark spot on my right cheek. So i asked the staff nicely to see...
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