<Facebook post by Amos Yee>
So I think by now, several cunt reporters would have harassed my family, and the police would have raided my house, stolen my items (or as they like to call it 'use it for their investigation') and witnessed my grandmother's bras.
But I'm sure you must have found out by now, I'm not there. Yup, Amos Yee is on the run from the law, which really shouldn't happen shouldn't it? A 17-year-old playing with our oh-so efficient singaporean police? Makes them seem rather vulnerable (which is probably why nobody from sph reported it; can't have something embarrassing about our dog-lovers be revealed).
So warning fellow singaporeans, a dangerous criminal is on the loose. If you see me on streets and are a government dog, immediately kick me in the nuts, pin me on the ground and drag me to the nearest police station, bloody and soaking in tears.
And fellow policemen, who will win this game of mouse vs cats? Who knows? But either way, it's terribly exhilarating isn't it? Start employing your excessive number of troops, enjoy your longer work hours that I'm sure will not be worth that overtime pay, and catch me if you can, MOTHERFUCKER!!
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