To my dear family (especially sweet mother), try not to worry (yeah this overly-cliched line is redundant and completely doesn't help), but wherever I am now (ooooo..), I am safe. Well... As safe as a boy who doesn't know how to wash clothes, fold clothes, wash dishes, sweep the floor, mop the floor, put on bedsheets, fold clothes, cook, boil water can be. But remember dearies, I am a genius, so really, how hard can learning those things be? (I just cut my finger from trying to wash a knife)
Yeah I'm causing alot of emotional pain for my family. But really, what can I do? If that isn't caused, how will I live the life that I want?
Most singaporeans, because they don't want to worry their parents, throw their own unique views and ambitions to the dogs and live the life that not necessarily they, but their parents want for them.
But some people (me!), just aren't willing to live their life based on other people (especially if they're close-minded chinese pieces of shit), because it might be happy for them, but it certainly won't be for me.
Am I going to be so arrogant as to say one life is better than the other? Naw, I don't know your circumstances, and neither do you know mine. But I will at least say one thing, one life is definitely much more fun.
And fellow policemen, who will win this game of mouse vs cats? Who knows? But either way, it's terribly exhilarating isn't it?
Start employing your excessive number of troops, enjoy your longer work hours that I'm sure will not be worth that overtime pay, and catch me if you can, MOTHERFUCKER!!
The party continues, MOTHERFUCKER!!
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