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PARENTS MUST VOTE WISELY TO SAVE THEIR SONS FROM NATIONAL SLAVERY
NSFs and NSmen who want change should first try to distance themselves from state propaganda. By voting for a government with little transparency and accountability, there will only be token...
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MALAY LADY BAKES TASTY CNY PINEAPPLE TARTS & KUEHS FOR CHINESE NEIGHBOURS
Dear ASS Editors,I saw this wonderful facebook post and feel it should be shared. this kind malay lady, baked pineapple tarts and other kuehs for her chinese neighbours for the upcoming Chinese New...
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PARENTS HAVE NO CONTROL OVER GIRL'S SCREAMING, BUS COMMUTERS SUFFER IN SILENCE
Dear ASS Editors,Inconsiderate family on bus. I was on the bus ride on my way to bedok inter but the couple whom is seated there allow the little girl whom is around 4-5years old to scream, walk about...
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PRANKSTER: THE ULTIMATE CHEAPSKATE WAY TO EARN FREE MEALS IN SG
Dear Editors,Step 1. Establish a good relationship with your neighbours, then get their handphone and house telephone numbers.Step 2. Call any fastfood delivery and provide your neighbour's address and...
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PAP MEMBER CLAIMS WP IS NOT MULTIRACIAL FOR NOT SELECTING MALAY NCMP
Adam Hudzaifah Al-Yaman"Enough of duckweeds on the pond which we all agree have a purpose in the ecosystem. What puzzles me is the choice of candidate to replace LLL. In the spirit of being a...
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PRC AH GUA: S'POREANS THINK THEY HIGHCLASS BECAUSE THEY SPEAK ENGLISH
An infamous PRC crossdresser cum bapok blasted Singaporeans for being arrogant because they can speak a few sentences of English. He quipped that Singaporeans odd to be ashamed of themselves for not...
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PINOY MEN ARE MATERIALISTIC, PARTY ANIMALS AND ABUSIVE TO THEIR PARTNERS!
Dear A.S.S,My friend's daughter has a philippino boyfriend and she's not open to accept him. She feels that he only likes to party, fun loving and like branded goods. Her daughter only get to know him...
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NTUC FAIRPRICE XTRA SOLD ME PATHETIC LOOKING SEA CUCUMBER
<Complaint by Average>I bought Sea Cucumber from NTUC Fairprice Xtra which cost $6.90 to $7.90 per pkt, frozen. There are two pieces of ice inside the sea cucumber... after u remove, u are left...
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GONGCHA DOES NOT HONOUR "NO RECEIPT GIVEN, NEXT DRINK IS FREE" POLICY
Dear Editors,Have you ever seen the sign that says something like "No receipt given? You next drink is free. Please sms..." at all Gong Sha outlets in Singapore? Seems like this bubble tea retailer...
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HELP! I THINK MY FATHER IS HAVING AN AFFAIR
Dear A.S.S,My mother, sister and I think that our father is having an affair. This is the background on how we begin to suspect him:Our father is the uncle type. He is a cab driver. His fashion sense...
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HATE THE POLICE SO MUCH, THEN WHY STILL CALL THEM WHEN YOU FACE TROUBLES?
Ahhhh, look at that proud face then. Good times.It has been brought to light recently that there are alot of negative posts circulated on the web with regards to SPF. To me, this is something that’s...
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GOOD FOR NOTHING FATHER DEMANDS MONEY FROM SON DESPITE HAVING ENOUGH
<Complaint by qcubesg>So disgusted with my father who ask me for $200 when my part time job as accountant pays me $1000 a week.. So what i have 2 jobs, so what if i earn extra money besides my...
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HELP! MY PRC EX-WIFE KEEPS HARASSING ME AND IS TRYING TO SELL MY FLAT!
Hi admin,Long story short. My divorce is uncontested and I got the interim judgement already. My ex and I agreed back then that I will stay in the flat alone until it's sold, and she will not enter it...
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BUS DRIVERS MUST BEWARE OF THIS FREE-RIDING WOMAN WHO NEVER TAP EZ-LINK CARD!
<Reader Contribution>Dear A.S.S,PLEASE BEWARE OF THIS AUNTIE. This auntie always Take FREE BUSTo all bus driver especially to all bus driver that drive bus number 63 please really take notes....
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OBNOXIOUS CIVIL SERVANT PARKS BMW AT MOTORCYCLE LOT AND THREATENS BIKER
Dear A.S.S,So this just happened at the carpark opposite Ghim Moh market, 20 Ghim Moh Road. I walked back to my bike and saw a BMW parked next to my ride. Which was weird because I thought I remembered...
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S'PORE GIRL: NOTHING WRONG WITH WANTING A HUSBAND WHO EARNS AT LEAST $7K
I can't speak for all women but I feel that I should say something. So here goes.Women are by and large maternalistic creatures (read again, I said maternalistic, not materialistic). It may be...
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ARMED AETOS POLICE GUARD CAUGHT SLEEPING ON THE JOB
Dear Editors,I was at a dormitory located in the North East part of Singapore and shocked to see an auxiliary police officer irresponsibly fast asleep while on night shift, at about 2.30am. The...
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HARAM PORK BELLY STORED WITH HALAL MASALA MUTTON AT NTUC PUNGGOL WATERWAY
<Complaint by Noor Hejaz>Dear NTUC Person In Charge, Pls separate non-halal meats or foods and all halal foods immediately. This I found at NTUC Waterway Punggol 2 days ago. I check again in few...
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MAN FAKING AS PUBLIC SERVANT TRIED TO MOLEST MY DAUGHTER IN BEDOK CARPARK
<Alert by Norhafis Puteh>High Alert..!!! High Alert..!!! Guys...!!! All friends...!!! Pls help to look out for this man.. Nie Jantan Lahanat..!!! He's the guy who Attempt to molest my daughter at...
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AVERAGE S'POREANS CAN'T RETIRE BECAUSE OF ALL THE NAMELESS HIDDEN TAXES
I refer to a recent post, “Ordinary Singaporeans pay the highest tax rate in the world”, which has generated some interest and confusion.It would have been more convincing if I had used the example of...
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